Max on Hardware: A Classic Melbourne Laneway Experience
When you think of Melbourne, you think of laneways. And Hardware Lane is the OG. Among the sea of competing restaurants and enthusiastic touts, Max on Hardware stands out as a reliable stalwart.
Is it a tourist trap? Maybe a little. But is it good? Surprisingly, yes.
The Viral Factor: “Kangaroo Steaks”
For international visitors, eating kangaroo is a bucket-list item. Max on Hardware leans into this hard, offering a chargrilled kangaroo loin that is consistently praised in reviews as “tender, flavorful, and cooked to perfection.” It’s served with a berry jus that cuts through the gamey meat beautifully.
But beyond the novelty, Max delivers on the core promise of Melbourne dining: good food, great atmosphere, and friendly service.
The Food: Italian Classics with an Aussie Twist
The menu is extensive, covering everything from breakfast to dinner. While they offer standard Italian fare (Pizza/Pasta/Risotto), their Australian-Italian fusion dishes are where they shine.
Must-Order Items: * Chargrilled Kangaroo: As mentioned above. A must-try if you’re adventurous. * Chicken Max: A signature dish featuring tender chicken breast topped with avocado, bacon, and a creamy mushroom sauce. Comfort food defined. * Seafood Paella: A generous serving of fresh seafood (prawns, calamari, mussels) over saffron rice. Great for sharing. * Salt & Pepper Calamari: Lightly battered and served with aioli. A perfect starter.
Pro Tip: Their breakfast menu is also solid—try the “Big Max” if you’re hungry.
The Sensory Experience (Arlo Standard)
Dining at Max is about soaking up the atmosphere. * Noise Level: Moderate. Sitting outside means dealing with street noise, buskers, and passerby chatter. Inside is quieter but can still be bustling. * Lighting: Natural & Atmospheric. During the day, it’s bright and sunny (weather permitting). At night, fairy lights and heaters create a warm, romantic glow. * Accessibility: Good. The outdoor seating is level with the laneway (cobblestones can be tricky for wheelchairs but manageable). Indoor access is straightforward. * The “Vibe”: Friendly, welcoming staff who are used to tourists and groups. It feels inclusive and relaxed.
The Verdict
Max on Hardware isn’t trying to reinvent the wheel; it’s just doing the classics really well. It’s a safe bet for a good meal in a great location. Whether you’re showing visitors around Melbourne or just craving a solid steak, Max delivers.
FoodScout Score: A- (Consistent quality, iconic location) Best For: Tourists, family dinners, romantic dates (outdoor seating), group celebrations.